PMA and PHD in Pimpology

Oct 01, 2004 08:22

I do not have much time to get into the musing you so desire about talking with the opposite sex, especially to strangers of the opposite sex. What I find works best is to compliment them and take it from there. The trick though is not to compliment their looks, no no my friend. If a chick is hot she knows it. She need to compliment something ( Read more... )

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anonymous October 1 2004, 20:59:55 UTC
Let me start by saying, Vermelho's advice is very very good. That brand of compliment does go a long long way with the ladies. However, let me also say that, although it may be true that Tony doesn't want to do a back flip everytime someone tells him he has nice eyes, I am certain it stills means something to him when he hears it and I am sure it still warms the cockles. And it is the same with women. If you tell her she has beautiful eyes, no matter how many times she has heard it before, it will still get you brownie points. Now this can also be applied to men and for that matter anyone. I know from whence I speak. I myself am extremely charming and fancy myself as being able to charm the pants off a snake. In high school I used to kiss up to all the teachers, compliment them ecetera and you know what they all knew I was kissing ass by telling them how nice they looked but you know what that shit still worked all the same. Still to this day I use this in the business world and privately and I am telling you it is full proof. People ( ... )

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anonymous October 1 2004, 21:00:50 UTC
That being said to get into tons of women's pants you will need large quantities of alcohol and some percocets. Haha just kidding, well actually that will work as well but somehow I don't think that is what you had in mind. The key to making the ladies wet is confidence. Period. Take whatever tactic you wish, complimenting their eyes, their shoes, their new hairstyle but do so with confidence and they will be yours ah yes they will be yours. Girls don't want a wimpy, wishy washy guy. They want someone who knows what they want and how to get it and knows who they are inside and out. So now you have the confidence working for you phase 2 is to implement Vermehlo's compliment technique followed by my ass kissing technique. Also, be sure you listen, really listen to what they are saying and show interest in the topic no matter how mundane. This also will work on men and in the business world. If she digs you then she continues to talk to you and/or gives you her number and you work from there. If not she ignores you, leaves in a hurry or ( ... )

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anonymous October 2 2004, 07:25:58 UTC
First off, I owe both of you thanks for the helpful advice. I'm curious though - does xinxilla get these things e-mailed to her cell phone or something? Maybe I just don't check as frequently ( ... )

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anonymous October 5 2004, 14:45:37 UTC
Xinxilla does not get these sent to her cell phone I am just so bored at work that I check every couple of hours :) I think Mike will have to help with the opening line. I am a fan of the "be friends first, then date philosophy", which I'm sure Vermelho will agree is indicated by my track record. I have never found something someone at a bar said to me interesting, funny or whatever enough to take it to any next level. This chick in your class however does sound like a prime candidate for friendship . . . May the force be with you!

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