Comments | xfreshbreadx: And then there were six, OR A bird in the hand is sleeping in my bed OR I have joined the club

xfreshbreadx

And then there were six, OR A bird in the hand is sleeping in my bed OR I have joined the club

Oct 05, 2004 13:03

This weekend I was true to my male self, that is to say I thought with my penis. Oddly enough a female friend of mine was brought up in discussion on Friday night. Saturday night, I slept with her. Funny how things work out. As Emilia is about to hyperventilate because she may have a faint idea that I am talking about Melissa I must remind you ( Read more... )

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anonymous October 5 2004, 19:50:13 UTC

How you could even entertain the notion, if only in passing, of making this a regular thing is beyond my comprehension. Run full force toward the pregnant girl if only to avoid at all costs any further dealings with the pigeon. Wow I don't think in my whole life I have ever met someone who was such a straight up slut and I have known some slutty girls but this chick is without a doubt the slutties. PIGEON! Its terrible. Big tall K, if you are jonesing for some bonesing come on back to NYC and I'm sure the girl in question will give you a turn. Also, I did not make fun of Nicole being pregnant and in fact, I respect that she is taking responsibility for her actions and is going to be a mature adult and raise the baby. What I did make fun of was you believing her when she said she used a condom and is on birth control and still they got pregnant. That is just straight up improbable. I also was trying to steer you clear of this chick, not because she had a baby out of wedlock but because doing the whole relationship thing with someone ( ... )

anonymous October 7 2004, 05:37:39 UTC

Son . . . I think you must have some special pheromones or something. Dinner, movie, sex? Followed by a girl at work putting the moves on you so flat out Columbus would have cried. Not that I think you don't deserve it, I guess . . . I'm jealous? I still love you, but you are a ho. Do I know this chick? I'm guessing from what Emigladon says that others have "gotten to know" her as well. E gives you the same advice I would give (you didn't ask me though) regarding the pregnant girl. If relationships take up time - period - then a relationship with a pregnant girl?? I wouldn't even get close to it unless I had a semblance of time ( ... )

anonymous October 7 2004, 05:39:26 UTC

Also - I know that line is a run-on sentence. Hopefully she isn't an English major.