how much i love owen ( Read more... )

My niece: "aunt stephanie, how come you don't have any babies?"

Aunt Stephanie: "well because, aurora, you know how your mommy and daddy are in love, you have to be in love to have babies."

My niece: "ohhhhh, so does that mean that nobody loves you?"

but that is by no means going to stop me from whining like a bitch.

i left for work at 9:30 this morning.

it is now 12:50am, and i'm finally making my triumphant return home.

i'm a sleepy little doobie.

to be fair, i did drop in for 5 minutes, just in time to catch a call from the nursing supervisor calling me in early.

i thought my winter weight was coming in nicely...

turns out i was just bloated.

dammit. now i need to make another douple chocolate pie.

with my two jobs, i meshed the two schedules together last night, and came to the realization that my next day off is the friday after thanksgiving.

oh suck!

So I suppose I should do this stupid thing. 4 are true, one is false, you know the drill ( Read more... )

i'm so sick of feeling miserable ( Read more... )

so i'm waaaaaaaaaay out of the loop when it comes to the going ons of the world ( Read more... )

for commode epilepsy*

*the shivering resulting from your warm ass cheek's contact with cold porcelain

( Just Because She Is Adorable )