haha today was sweet
They put me under at the dentists today, and before they did they gave me a shitload of laughing gas. So I felt so fuckin high you don't even know! THEN we listened to Bob Marley it was the coolest thing ever!
I was like, "yessssssssssssssssssss!!!" fuck yeah it was really awesome!
unholydarkness7: well, if it helps, my last relationship was with a guy named billy was back last summer...he's 18 btw...he and i are still friends to this day...but like...idk...this is the first time he's had a girlfriend since we broke up...
unholydarkness7: her name's linda. she's 14 (like me) her bday is in october (like mine) shes short, brunette and loves a7x/atreyu (like me) and has the same personailty as me (coincidence? he says it is but i ono)
Xdrum hardX: huh thats a little wierd...
unholydarkness7: yeah
unholydarkness7: then he calls me like....tuesday and tells me that they had sex...im like dude...you just ruined my day.
Xdrum hardX: man seriously thats dumb as shit... i hate stuff like that...
unholydarkness7: yeah
Xdrum hardX: im really sorry
unholydarkness7: nah hey its totally cool. since they apparently fucked all night and she's not on the pill...PREGNANCY HERE SHE COMES
Xdrum hardX: wow that kinda sux... did he use a condom?
unholydarkness7: yeah
Xdrum hardX: hey hold on a min k
unholydarkness7: first time he didnt tho but he told me he pulled out...then after that he fucked with a glove.
unholydarkness7: k
Xdrum hardX: k im back
unholydarkness7: kk
Xdrum hardX: wow thats the dumbest thing thing that ive ever heard shes pregnant 4 shure...
unholydarkness7: haha yeah
unholydarkness7: i know it's really not right of me to wish this on someone but hey...i kinda hope she's pregnant.
unholydarkness7: stupid fucking clone of me
unholydarkness7: get pregnant and go back to your fuckin parallel universe bitch
Xdrum hardX: hahahaha ya
Anyways well yeah I'm gunna go. Leave me some love.
-Lindz