I want this to work

[xgirlfriend99]

I so want to be a phone actress! I'm really excited. Unfortunately I couldn't fax my application from work :( So tomorrow I go to Kinkos

Comments

[adinasauce]

Duh dude just use your pr0n name.

[xgirlfriend99]

I don't have a pr0n name. Or is that the first dogs name and street you live on thing?

[adinasauce]

Yeah! First pet and first street.

[xgirlfriend99]

Kitty is just too porn, though. And Gretchen..Well, they'll expect a German accent, and I can't do that. Pick a name, though, dammit! I wanna do a poll!