So, somehow on this glorious internet, I found the best idea ever ( Read more... )

Done! I am now the proud bearer of two f-holes. The bandages are off, and all the gooey congealed blood, lymph, and ink, that anyone with a tattoo knows all-too-well, has been washed off ( Read more... )

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Spencer, my friend, is like, sooo hot. Sooooo hot.

All you have to do is come in to work with me this week ( Read more... )

My pirate name is:

Mad Mary Flint


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Pictures of animals!

Cosette - the heinous bitch


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About half an hour ago, while I was on the bus on the way home, I looked out the window and asked myself, "how well do I really know where I live?" To most who would read this, you know I live in a house that previously belonged to my grandparents. Countless summers and weekends were spent here. Hell, my parents lived in the basement until I was 2 ( Read more... )

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So it's been another long time since I've posted anything that's actually something. This weekend was actually pretty fun though, so I figured I'd tell stories ( Read more... )