i can't come up with anything original
so here's a really awesome survey...
If I were a month I would be: December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 2pm
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury
If I were a sea animal I would be: Starfish
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Bookshelf
If I were a sin I would be: Covetousness (is that the right part of speech?)
If I were a liquid I would be: Bath Oil
If I were a stone, I would be: Amber
If I were a tree, I would be: Willow
If I were a bird, I would be: Cardinal
If I were a tool, I would be: Benny...oh, an actual tool? um, radial arm saw.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Jasmine (steve stole mine)
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: late morning sun after a night time snow
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Mighty Aphrodite
If I were an animal, I would be: Snow Tiger, duh
If I were a color, I would be: Yellow, like daisy yellow
If I were a vegetable, I would be: zucchini flower
If I were a sound, I would be: clock ticking
If I were an element, I would be: Francium, rare, reactive, and radioactive
If I were a car, I would be: 1959 Porche Speedster
If I were a song, I would be: Richie Valence - Sleepwalk
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Mel Gibson....ha, no. maybe...Antonioni.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Virginia Woolf
If I were a food, I would be: Filet Mignon, medium-rare.
If I were a place, I would be: Rome.
If I were a material, I would be: Rabbit Fur...calm down, it's just a survey, not a coat.
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet and creamy, like raspberry flavored chocolate
If I were a scent, I would be: Jasmine
If I were a religion, I would be: Spiritualism...like the Native Americans, I think
If I were a word, I would be: juxtaposition
If I were an object, I would be: a lamp or chandelier
If I were a facial expression I would be: that kind of smile you try to make while you're crying
If I were a subject in school I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Jessica Rabbit
If I were a shape I would be a(n): an elipse