I moved into Danielle's apartment today. At first I was really sad about moving out of my house buuuutttttt...it got broken into again last week. Luckily there was nothing to steal but I hate when people try to fuck with my space and my things. It freaks me out. Especially since i've been living by myself for the past month or so. Anyway. Im super ( Read more... )

I wish Saiid would stop watching Real Housewives of New York. He told me that he "won't turn the channel until I massage his sweet little hand for 10 minutes ( Read more... )

I am NOT evil.
I DO have a soul
and I AM nice

If I like you.

It appears as though the end of the world just happened in my neighborhood. Fuck a Tornado. Now its heading straight for my parents house. I hope everyone is safe.

I just bought some wine. Cheers.

So my most recent ex-boyfriend will be living/oooozing around in my house for the next 4 days. UGHHHHHHHHH. Never date your roommate's best friend. Im so annoyed and put out about this. The thought of coming home from work or a night out and seeing him on the couch...gross.

By the way...my phone is back in action.

Note to self: Never fight a bull dike...because the rest of her bull dike clan WILL jump on you and CHOKE you.

jesus...at least I got free drinks out of this.

Feeling kind of bad ( Read more... )

Too much wine and liquor can lead to alot of craziness. I danced so much the other night (don't hate) that the lower half of my body feels like its going to fall off. I wish it would. Saiid and I wore matching outfits. There is nothing right about that. AND I expect that some pretty outrageous photos will start surfacing real soon ( Read more... )

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Love this.

Totally embarrassing but totally LOLzworthy ( Read more... )