Douche is pretty gender-insensitive, but yeah, I'm a douche.

[xgriffypopx]

Chelsea and my cousin are getting married this spring. Also, since I've left my previous job, nagging threats have been nearly eliminated. So to celebrate, I'm tanning

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Two words. Spray on.

[anonymous]

Sure it smells bad, and requires you to perform the amazing feat of holding your breath for over a minute while standing naked in a shower-like stall while being sprayed with cold-ass paint that might cause some sort of sickness if inhaled. BUT, it goes on evenly, comes off in a week, and you avoid the Cancer.

khaz.