dear subway,

[xhangthedjx]

thank you for being so fucking delicious, and having an array of choices of vegetables and toppings so i can eat there every day and always get something new. also thank you for making it easy for a vegetarian or vegan to have a succulent meal everytime. Finally, I thank you for hiring tons of people i know so i can always eat for free

Comments

[beforeigo]

Best post ever.

(Perhaps becuase I can relate to vegetarianism at Subway, knowing its workers and wearing things with cum on them. But yeah.)

[fuckthetraitors]

everything i wear has cum on it

[trustmedear]

victor...