Even France doesn't like you. You have no chance.

(As my brother and I are getting into my car)

Eric: Geez, who sat in the passenger seat last? A giant?
Me: My girlfriend.
Eric: Shit.

I'm not going to lie. I like Shyamalan. I think he's a good director. I also think he's a good writer. "The Sixth Sense" was more than a movie and "Unbreakable" is arguably just as good (if not better). That's why it's sad to see a movie like "Lady in the Water". Not just because it's letting me, the consumer, down but leaving a potentially great ( Read more... )

Blue Like Jazz by Donald Miller
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max
Winning The Future: A 21st Century Contract with America by Newt Gingrich
The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox
Red, White, and Liberal: How Left is Right, and Right is Wrong by Alan ( Read more... )

So hispanics can change the American National Anthem as they see fit, but the ACLU supports a high school's decision to not let its valedictorian say "Christ" in her speech. White power, my ass.

I'm not going to lie. Sometimes (see: all the time) I say what's on my mind before it has a chance to be filtered by the censor that is my own brain. That doesn't mean that it isn't true. It just means that it's inappropriate for the situation at hand. And yes, a "for example" is coming right up.

So a family comes into work today and it's my table, ( Read more... )

Blue Like Jazz by Donald Miller
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max
Winning The Future: A 21st Century Contract with America by Newt Gingrich
Winning Modern Wars: Iraq, Terrorism, and the American Empire by Wesley Clark
Red, White, and Liberal: How ( Read more... )

Blue Like Jazz by Donald Miller
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max
Winning The Future: A 21st Century Contract with America by Newt Gingrich
Winning Modern Wars: Iraq, Terrorism, and the American Empire by Wesley Clark
Red, White, and Liberal: How ( Read more... )

It has begun:

Blue Like Jazz by Donald Miller
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max
Winning The Future: A 21st Century Contract with America by Newt Gingrich
Winning Modern Wars: Iraq, Terrorism, and the American Empire by Wesley Clark
Red, White, ( Read more... )

List off a couple of books and reasons on why I should read each of them. The best 15 make the list.

GO!