No Explanations.

[xheathercakesx]

SUCH an eventful weekend.

I took on a few new careers/hobbies in these past 4 days. 
I am now a...

Rapper
Nascar Driver
Pro Skater/BMX-er
Comedian
Cookie Rapist
Construction worker
Cameraman for cooking a show

Loving life right now.

Comments

[sm0kemypubez420]

tell me how to rape a cookie!

[sm0kemypubez420]

damn i just realized the subject was "no explanations" IM FUCKED! ill have to figure it out on my own by tying them up and torturing them for days before eating them.

[sm0kemypubez420]

p.s. yes im bored at work and yes i watch too much law and order: svu

[xheathercakesx]

hahahah ily.

goodluck w/ the cookies.
they're tricky! that's all i'm saying.