so i went to danvers state hospital on friday night with sam's friends, cuz she was being a twat and didn't want to go. easy as pie. up the hill, door #10 ( Read more... )

so, who can tell me, what exactly is a "berlesque", and why did i get shitfaced and agree to perform in one? well i have 2 months to shed some assmeat ( Read more... )

i'll miss you metropolitan state.

http://www.metropolitanstatehospital.com/demo.html

the DM at VIP yelled at me for giving the item scanner a flamejob. no one appreciates my talent ( Read more... )

so my power just went out and *POOF* there went my whole entry. piece o' shit ( Read more... )

so yesterday it snowed. and in the 6 hours that we were open, 42 FUCKING TIRES! jeez people really like to wait till the last minute to have snow tires put on. pain in the ass, but i kinda wish i could just stay in the garage for the rest of the season, because i know all too well how much retail sucks during christmas ( Read more... )

i've decided that i need to install some kind of projectile device on my car. throwing bottles and other assorted garbage from my floor at fucking idiots, while at high speeds with only one hand on the wheel is kind of a chore. either that or people should just learn how to fucking drive, therefore eliminating the reason i need to throw shit at ( Read more... )

a recurring theme: why do i even bother ( Read more... )

symond, a brighton england skin pictured in the 70's photobook called "skins" started chatting with me on myspace. i think this is kind of weird and kind of awesome. weird because of how random it is, and awesome because it's interesting to talk to someone who was actually there at that time, like, the original thing. we're all just anglophilic ( Read more... )

wearing 5 inch heels for a night of drinking is do-able. wearing 5 inch heels for TWO nights of drinking is dangerous. wearing 5 inch heels for THREE nights of drinking is DEADLY. i'm covered in bruises. and my favorite jeans are covered in dirt and grass. stupid booby trapped graveyard ( Read more... )