I know it's like once a month these days!
If I were a month I would be: July
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 11:11pm
If I were a planet I would be: venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: Beluga
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a building I would be: the leaning tower of pieza (i know i can't spell)
If I were a city I'd be: Chicago
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a fainting couch
If I were a historical figure I would be: marilyn monroe
If I were a greek god I'd be: Queen Mab... (i think she was greek... i'm probably wrong)
If I were a liquid I would be: whiskey
If I were a stone, I would be: a peotoskey stone
If I were a tree, I would be: a huge old weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: something tropical
If I were a tool, I would be: a jackhammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: hibiscus flower
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Thunderstorm in the middle of a hot summer
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a baby grand piano
If I were an animal, I would be: antellope
If I were a color, I would be: green
If I were an emotion, I would be: unappreciated and apathetic
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a fruit, I would be: mango
If I were a berry, I would be: raseberry
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of a rainstorm
If I were an element, I would be: uranium
If I were a car, I would be: audi TT
If I were a song, I would be: tangerine ~ led zep
If I were a british band I would be: um?
If I were a song lyric, I would be: "there's a sign on the wall, but i want to be sure, because sometimes words have two meanings"
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: quentin terintino (again spelling)
If I were a book, I would be written by: i don't know
If I were an Italian food, I would be: lasanga (yum)
If I were a Chinese food, I would be: spice sour soup
If I were a Mexican food, I would be: reese taco
If I were an All-American food, I would be: a huge cheese burger
If I were a place, I would be: hunington beach
If I were a material, I would be: cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: bland
If I were a scent, I would be: glow
If I were a religion, I would be: open
If I were a word, I would be: golden
If I were an object, I would be: a bed
If I were a body part I would be: the ass
If I were a facial expression I would be: the full on laughing your ass off with your mouth wide open and eyes closed
If I were a subject in school I would be: Math
If I were a cartoon character I would be: stewy
If I were a superhero I'd be: wonder woman (she gets to wear a hot outfit)
If I were a shape I would be: sphere
If I were a number I would be: 12
hmm.. that passed the time.. kind of