The million xHOLLAx4xAxDOLLAx question!!!!!!!

[xhollax4xdollax]

I have a question for everyone that reads this journal entry, please write a comment with the answer because I am dying to know.

Here it is - "Why is proton matt such a lady killer/stud-muffin?"

Both of us would really like to know the answer to this question, because it is so unexpected and all of a sudden.

Thank you in advance for your

Comments

[hea_]

it's because he has lady hair and gets guys
duh.

oh wait a minute...

[damnshit]

because he's secretly gay. and gay men have a plethora of ladies to choose from. Except he is like an "ONLY edge one Weekends" kid, instead of drugs he switches to ladies during the week.

Ladies instead of Buttholes...now thats a metal band name.

[oneshirtchris]

i think them dubs are finally workin for him. i know that's how he got me into the sack.

[xnoholdingbackx]

hes proton matt. thats all that needs to be known.