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[xhothotheatx]

P.s.

I was reading some old journal entries and I had stated that I wish I had my own advice column.

Therefore, now I do.

Ask in here or in my MySpace and I will respond.

Yes, this is all I have to do with my life.

And no, I'm not hating it.

Comments

[awesomexspic]

pooter.

you like turds!!

ewwww grossss!!!

FUCKING TURDS!!!

YUCKY!!

[anonymous]

dear ms pooter.

sometimes i wish that i had no arms.
i think itd be cool.
people would know me and shit.
theyd be like, "hey man, check out that kid"
then his friend would say, "yea i know him, hes the kid with no arms"
should i cut my arms off?

[nallabackwards]

pffffffff what a wierdo

[anonymous]

i am not a wierdo! i jus dont want my god damn arms!

[nallabackwards]

pff then youd just be an armless weirdo.

[xhothotheatx]

LOL. This cheered me up guys, thanks. :)

Dear "Armed and Dangerous",

Sure, cutting your arms off would be kinda sweet. You could brush your teeth with your feet.. n' shit.

But question... how would you wipe your ass? I certainly would not do it for you.

Perhaps you should hold onto your arms a bit longer.. no pun intended.

How about you go like two weeks without wiping your ass so that you can get used to it. Then decide.

K?

Love,
Pooter.

[nallabackwards]

ohh note taken. maybe ill jus get my tonsils and appendixes removed...

[xhothotheatx]

that was me.

[xhothotheatx]

Ahhh! Yes, Allan, Britty, the three of us are hanging out soon.

Deal.

P.s. You two banana.