Deuxième post; VOICE
I get that the Canadian candies aren't available here. It's logical. Sad, but logical. It's also a loss and I will miss Smarties and Coffee Crisps.
Moment of silence for the loss of Coffee Crisps. [He actually mockingly pauses. Not for long.]
But where the Hell are the Kinder Surprise? They're European. How can anyone not think a chocolate egg with a toy inside is genius? Please tell me some American kid ate an egg whole and choked on it and that it led to one of your infamous lawsuits.
Moment of silence for the loss of Coffee Crisps. [He actually mockingly pauses. Not for long.]
But where the Hell are the Kinder Surprise? They're European. How can anyone not think a chocolate egg with a toy inside is genius? Please tell me some American kid ate an egg whole and choked on it and that it led to one of your infamous lawsuits.