08; [VIDEO]
[ Click, and John is blinking in dim light. He has a pretty bad case of bed hair, and his eyes are slightly unfocused. No hot mess jokes. ]
I'm sure you'll all be pleased to hear that enough of you are sick that I've gone and caught your bug too. Serves me right for trying to be nice. So, Self Defense classes are canceled until I can go more than 10 minutes without sneezing. This is not an invitation to make life hell for the rest of the staff. I have spies everywhere.
[ He pauses. Well. ]
Mostly everywhere. The point is, I'll find out and -- you know, hunt you down. And, as you may have noticed we accidentally turned on anonymous posts again earlier. Miss Starr very helpfully turned it off again for us and it's staying off. No ifs or buts.
[ Hesitates. Has he forgotten something. ... Probably. ]
Try not to get into any more trouble for at least a week
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I'm sure you'll all be pleased to hear that enough of you are sick that I've gone and caught your bug too. Serves me right for trying to be nice. So, Self Defense classes are canceled until I can go more than 10 minutes without sneezing. This is not an invitation to make life hell for the rest of the staff. I have spies everywhere.
[ He pauses. Well. ]
Mostly everywhere. The point is, I'll find out and -- you know, hunt you down. And, as you may have noticed we accidentally turned on anonymous posts again earlier. Miss Starr very helpfully turned it off again for us and it's staying off. No ifs or buts.
[ Hesitates. Has he forgotten something. ... Probably. ]
Try not to get into any more trouble for at least a week
[ Feed cuts! ]