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[xi_refusex]

I need to make a zine about all the gross/bizarre things that go on in a public library.

Gross library experience #1

Finding some guy clipping his toenails at a table behind the stacks of books.

Gross library experience #2

Having a child sneeze snot all over a book...and then hand it to you to turn in.

Think it'll be a hit?

Comments

[aminorthreat6]

It'll be a huge hit. You'd have enough material from librarians that you could make multiple zines.

[heroinkills]

oh dude.. when i worked at the library

1) some guy with the voice box cut out (you know what i'm talking about, like from throat cancer or something?) coughed and phlegm flew out of the throat hole.

2) a pantless bum took a shit outside.. like on the walkway that ran along the perimeter of the building. just squatted, shit, and left.

[pencilvania]

euw euw euw that would be awesome!

[mocksincerity]

you might find library_mofo interesting (:

[xi_refusex]

Thank you for the link. I requested membership...it sounds great. :)

[efleck999]

I've seen much grosser... when *I* was working in a library.

Like the bum who got revenge.
He left his nasty sweaty towel on a book shelf.
We threw it away.
The next day, he left a present for us by the
back door... and it was one of those UNWANTED gifts,
that every body makes.
(if that makes any sense)