we like sports and we don't care who knows

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Characters: Maxxie and Biggles
Location: The dorm building
Time: Today.
Content: Maxxie gets a splinter
Warnings: As always, Maxxie
Format: ACTION

[Maxxie is leaving his dorm when HE GETS A SPLINTER FROM HIS DOOR FRAME oh no whatever shall he do.]