Oh easy, easy. Watch your cruelty

[faceforgery]

Characters: Eames, Arthur
Location: Arthur's place
Time: At a time during a day a ways back
Content: Eames is an annoying butt. Also teaching Warren's bird things no bird should say.
Warnings: WHO KNOWS
Format: Sexy format

Comments

[specifiercity]

[So Arthur stole Darby.]

[No he borrowed him. He's got him on a little perch on his coffee table, giggling to himself as Darby repeats a crude phrase back at him.]

[And then there is a knock on the door.]

[To Darby:] Okay, okay, ssh.

[To the door:] It's open!

[faceforgery]

[OPENS THE DOOR that's bad security Arthur :'|]

[Slips in and is pretty much immediately distracted as soon as he sees the bird]

Interesting choice of friends you have.

[specifiercity]

[Darby squawks and says:] Yes Warren right there.

[Arthur bursts into laughter.]

[faceforgery]

[OH WOW there is really no way to react to that other than to crack up laughing]