Characters: Lovino Vargas, Matthew Williams
Location: The mansion's kitchen
Time: 1pm
Content: Dorky awkwardness, cooking lessons, lots of that river in Egypt
Warnings: Lovino's mouth.
Lovino scowled at the fridge, leaning against the counter. Glancing up at the clock he bit into the tomato he held, treating it as if it was an apple, and not the soft red vegetable-fruit it was. Another glance at the clock showed that, nope, not even a minute had passed. Goddammit.
Matthew was late. So what if Lovino had shown up early for once in his life, the blonde should have been here. Should have somehow known Lovino would show up at this time, and been here. God fucking dammit. Why the hell had he even offered to do this? He was just gunna make a fool over some stupid boy that looked -okaykindacute,especiallywhenhegiggled- stupid, and most likely embarrass himself. Idiota. He was such an idiot, he should leave, now, before Matt could show up. Yeah. That's what he was gunna do.
Mind made up, Lovino swiped another tomato for later, heading for the door.