work ethic

[xingularity]

I've decided that the best way to get through life with the least work is to be a smoker and a coffee drinker. Every day, without fail that I drive to one of my jobs I see this group of 10-15 people hanging out on the street smoking. They are about 200 yards from the door, so at least they are getting some exercise, but then 6 hours later when I'm

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[ua_dubhne]

Have cigarettes, light them, but don't actually smoke them. Those things are dangerous. Also, bum smokes whenever you can. They are expensive, too.

I'm working on a type of cigarette that you don't inhale, thus protecting your lungs. Maybe smoke it through your ear?

[bella_phenomena]

I don't know. I think that people around my office who don't smoke / drink coffee are able to get just as much slacking done at their desks while surfing the internet. Case in me: me, right now! As long as we get our work done, no one seems to complain.

[alageytit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI