oh noes! i've been challenged!
Oh snap! I've been challenged!
Alrighty kids, here we go:
Pictuhz!
And lastly, I'm an ASH girl through and through and well... we take silly pictures. Like this...
Reasons!:
1. My boyfriend is a killer hot drummer, who I love with like... a girbillion hearts.
And he loves Mountain Dew almost as much as I do.
2. I might not be able to make salads, but I do have my own fridge:
that is always stocked with...
the dew:
the H20:
and the Diet Coke:
She has her fuze but I have MOUNTAIN DEW. The drink of champions and the only drink that could win you an XBOX360 before it hits the shelves... yep. That's rad.
3. I drive the infamous "Lola". She rocks the independant cross steering wheel cover, red fuzzy dice, a surgical mask for... you know... when... surgeons.. attack, you have to blend in with them, damnit!; a rock star air freshner and the most Mountain Dew stains known to man.
4. My house is like a fucking food bank.... that's all decked out for Halloweeeeeen!
5. I'm a mixed belt in Tae Kwon Do. I mean, c'mon, how cool is that?
6. Multiply that number of books times 100. I have more books than a small town library. Books are cool, duh.
7. I think Dane Cook is scrumpdidlyumptious.
8. Guns go bang. I also have enough bangs to deflect a bullet. (They're in a transitional stage... okay!?! haha)
9. I rock the pajamas... like all the time. Pajamas are the shit!
And look at that Buddha belly! (inside joke. Rub my belly and give me a nickel. Haha.)
10. I can... STENCIL. I will stencil on you as you sleep... ooooo.
I also love you all very much.
the end.
♥♥
Alrighty kids, here we go:
Pictuhz!
And lastly, I'm an ASH girl through and through and well... we take silly pictures. Like this...
Reasons!:
1. My boyfriend is a killer hot drummer, who I love with like... a girbillion hearts.
And he loves Mountain Dew almost as much as I do.
2. I might not be able to make salads, but I do have my own fridge:
that is always stocked with...
the dew:
the H20:
and the Diet Coke:
She has her fuze but I have MOUNTAIN DEW. The drink of champions and the only drink that could win you an XBOX360 before it hits the shelves... yep. That's rad.
3. I drive the infamous "Lola". She rocks the independant cross steering wheel cover, red fuzzy dice, a surgical mask for... you know... when... surgeons.. attack, you have to blend in with them, damnit!; a rock star air freshner and the most Mountain Dew stains known to man.
4. My house is like a fucking food bank.... that's all decked out for Halloweeeeeen!
5. I'm a mixed belt in Tae Kwon Do. I mean, c'mon, how cool is that?
6. Multiply that number of books times 100. I have more books than a small town library. Books are cool, duh.
7. I think Dane Cook is scrumpdidlyumptious.
8. Guns go bang. I also have enough bangs to deflect a bullet. (They're in a transitional stage... okay!?! haha)
9. I rock the pajamas... like all the time. Pajamas are the shit!
And look at that Buddha belly! (inside joke. Rub my belly and give me a nickel. Haha.)
10. I can... STENCIL. I will stencil on you as you sleep... ooooo.
I also love you all very much.
the end.
♥♥