Toilet mouth.

[xinsertwitherex]

My grandmother called last night in tears.
“I’m locked in my room right now and I’m going to kill myself.” She said.
The story goes: She took out her teeth, sat them on the back of the toilet, and then accidentally flushed them. Now she has no teeth. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I really need to work on being more sympathetic.

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[loveinajar]

awwwww........ poor grammy!! lmao!