What?! The hell's up with all this candy suddenly in my room?! It's all in Chinese, too. That's crazy, man. I don't get it.

Is it for me? Wait, is this shit drugged? 'Cause I don't want no drugged candy in --

What's on the television set?...the fuck? Candy? Costumes? Oh, I get it, it's some sorta festival. Whatever. Hey, what's this ( Read more... )

Oy, Reimu! Reeeeimu! I got paid in my job, so I'm totally comin' t' donate like I said! Oh, and I found some shop that actually sells moon --

Cue stopping and staring at the current state of the Hakurei shrine.

-- cakes.

...what. The. Shit.

Li hurries back to her room, opening the door.

Oyyy 4! 4!

Shit, I can't fucking believe this -- 4! Whereever you are, get your ass over here! You've got serious trouble!

((EDIT: Li is now heading to Room -205 to check on 6.))

Big ass crazy festival here. I wonder if this junk food is edible by any human standard whatsoever? Or even by Sammo's standard

..."Fun House?" What's supposed t' make it any more fun than any other house? And it's probably demon standard fun too... hell.

Okay, you people, listen up! I'm sure if any lesson was driven home thoroughly during this power loss bullshit, it's that you can't go relyin' on a bunch of fancy bullshit and magic 'n stuff all the time! You gotta train th' body and th' mind if you wanna make sure to keep on even grounds ( Read more... )

Strengthen the mind and the body will follow... clear your mind of all earthly concerns, the mind is your greatest weapon -- aw fuck it.

Hey, they got a television in this chapel? I got time t' kill until this wedding and I wanna watch "Netherworld's Funniest Home Videos."

Peh. The old man would'a been a pretty craptastic teacher if he expected me t' rely entirely on fancy shit ( Read more... )

Even in the wilds of the Netherworld, there are boulders ( Read more... )

At some point, Li finally manages to locate both her stuff and her room; somewhat curiously, the room is actually cushier than the old dojo she inherited from her master. Even more curiously, she finds herself missing that crappy old place anyway.Not too shabby, I suppose. Better than Odio ever did anyway ( Read more... )

"...of a fucking BITCH!"

It's fairly obvious from that last bit that our latest kidnapping victim NEW RESIDENT OF HAPPINESS has just finished up a fairly colorful line of invective. Sort of unusual to snag 'em while they're aware they're being snagged. Not like they could do anything about it ( Read more... )