This past Saturday was a great trip to the Dallas World Aquarium!
yes, it was for enjoyment. Screw you guys, I love the underwater world.
lots of pictures under the cut, so watch out!
we were totally excited. I was even more excited because I could pay for parking with my Visa! oh, technology today.
We were greated by the cutest little penguins.
First Section:
We asked this toucan if he ate fruit loops and swear to god, he gave us a dirty look and pointed his ass at us:
MONKEY!
This bitch looked so fake. He didn't move for like 15 minutes:
That's right, bitches. wishing wells are for suckers, not aquariums:
We dubbed this an amazing mythical creature:
MONKEY!:
I named him Vanity, because he kepted looking/modeling for the camera:
This bird is from Puerto Rico! Yeah, he stayed on that branch the whole time we were there. Lazy boricua? That's what I'm talking about!
SCARED MONKEY!
This picture is NOT zoomed in...he was fucking huge:
Jellyfish! My favorite!
Mythical Sea horses:
Cute Penguins! Yay!
Karma Karma Karma Chameleon!
Cute Hoot:
RAWR!!
Regular Seahorse:
Baby Seahorses! They were playing a games, I think. or they are retarded and just like to swim up to the top of the tank and slowly float down:
grrrrr.
Blowfish trying to eat my roommate's finger. silly fish.
MUNDO MAYA!!!! This aquarium has real AND fake animals! We want one of these for our living room:
I was so excited about the FLAMINGOS! They cackled and fought. silly beasts.
He was trying to eat us through the glass. MALICE IN HIS EYES!
Oh, what I majestic creature:
BLACK JAGUAR!! One of the best parts of the Mayan exhibit:
And what is a Mayan exhibit without MAYANS!!!
Crazy mexican porcupine:
MORE MONKEYS!
And my two favorite animals of the whole day: The Manatee and The 3-toed sloth!
Oh, did I mention they had ALCOHOL there? huzzah!
We had a good time, all in all. Next trip? The zoo!...if we make it outdoors that long.