Self Explanatory laugh at the headlines

Jul 31, 2008 09:37

"Man hits bear on motorcycle." No word on whether the bear was wearing a helmet

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sultrysong July 31 2008, 14:36:56 UTC
Love those. The Nat Post ran a zombie head a few weeks ago:

Police shoot dead man with machine gun

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xipetotec July 31 2008, 16:53:48 UTC

wow!! Zombies WITH machine guns?! They're getting more and more dangerous!

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sultrysong July 31 2008, 23:33:07 UTC
I swear to GOD, this sentence *was* in a piece of copy I'm editing right now:

The teenager was killed while riding his bicycle along the Mohawk Trail near the railroad tracks after he was hit by an SUV that was the target of a police chase with the Roussillon police moments earlier.

What the fuck was the kid doing riding his bike after being hit by an SUV? I'd'a killed him, too. Let's make it three sentences that make sense now, shall we?

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xipetotec August 1 2008, 13:14:50 UTC
how 'bout
"Milk drinkers are turning to powder "

or

"Iraqi head seeks arms "

"Queen Mary having bottom scraped "

"Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors "

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