I swear to GOD, this sentence *was* in a piece of copy I'm editing right now:
The teenager was killed while riding his bicycle along the Mohawk Trail near the railroad tracks after he was hit by an SUV that was the target of a police chase with the Roussillon police moments earlier.
What the fuck was the kid doing riding his bike after being hit by an SUV? I'd'a killed him, too. Let's make it three sentences that make sense now, shall we?
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Police shoot dead man with machine gun
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wow!! Zombies WITH machine guns?! They're getting more and more dangerous!
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The teenager was killed while riding his bicycle along the Mohawk Trail near the railroad tracks after he was hit by an SUV that was the target of a police chase with the Roussillon police moments earlier.
What the fuck was the kid doing riding his bike after being hit by an SUV? I'd'a killed him, too. Let's make it three sentences that make sense now, shall we?
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"Milk drinkers are turning to powder "
or
"Iraqi head seeks arms "
"Queen Mary having bottom scraped "
"Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors "
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