hey i was reading these funny "facts" about chuck norris and i thought that you might like this one....
"When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you."
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"When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you."
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I've been so angry at him..
It's full of him, and it
makes me sick.
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No matter how discustingly full it is with him, you, Im sure, have made it all the more poetic.
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Maybe when I return.
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It's simply breathtaking.
It's beautiful.
You're beautiful.
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I can't wait for the day
when you realize
You are just as beautiful.
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