I decided today, when driving home from school, that I would like to move to NewZealand with you so that we may become hobbits.
we'll have to apply mucho hair to our feets and get perms and learn to be great gardeners
but just think:
we'll get to have ROUND DOORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet bet bet we can find a halfway ahsem ring in the water that has powers like: -shooting tomatos from our breasts -growing large ears so that whichever one of us is in trouble can jump in the other ones ears to hide in the brains -bowhunting skills -having puppies that turn into ginormous elephant sized mules when we need to whip some tail
where the hell have YOU been?xixhatexyouxFebruary 15 2005, 18:54:52 UTC
you are right. yes he is.
and its not that kind of bullshit stuff where the two are just talking to make the other feel good... so that you could have some more brownie points and hopefully get in the sack sooner than 6pm for that nice piece of porcelain ass
its just talking about what the fuck is up, recognizing each others faults, going on and on about them, and making out for an hour to lose 6 calories...
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and how.
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I only said that because that rhymed and rhyming is our jam.
You've begun to mean so much to me in such a short amount of time!
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we'll have to apply mucho hair to our feets
and get perms
and learn to be great gardeners
but just think:
we'll get to have ROUND DOORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I bet bet bet we can find a halfway ahsem ring in the water that has powers like: -shooting tomatos from our breasts -growing large ears so that whichever one of us is in trouble can jump in the other ones ears to hide in the brains -bowhunting skills -having puppies that turn into ginormous elephant sized mules when we need to whip some tail
what a rad ring
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This plan must be executed, or at least something similar.
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yes he is.
and its not that kind of bullshit stuff where the two are just talking to make the other feel good... so that you could have some more brownie points and hopefully get in the sack sooner than 6pm for that nice piece of porcelain ass
its just talking about what the fuck is up, recognizing each others faults, going on and on about them, and making out for an hour to lose 6 calories...
this shit is tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyte!
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a hundred.
inmydreamdudeman
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