First of all, everyone needs to see 40-Year-Old Virgin. Absolutely hilarious. I laughed the whole way through. In other news, I'm doing great. It's funny how much better I feel once I just let things that have little significance to my well-being go. I leave for college in a week and I feel like it's time. I love all my friends, and it won't ( Read more... )

Man, I went the whoooooole way through that bit. Bonus points!

i dont know why i did that

i am soooooooo going to sdsu

Jessica, I know you're not real, but, will you marry me?

David, you're lucky Lucas and I kick too much ass to lose.

5 on calc bc, 5 on econ, and 3 on physics.

That's all, bitches.

I'm a loser, baby.

I'm the designated loser, jerk, and outcast.

That was selfish.