nicole is a bitch
so bored... (thanks to the aforementioned cunt)
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. heffer
2. runt
3. cock tease - i'm proud of that one... hahahahahaha
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. xj3suscaviezelx
2. j3bus_crust
3. jay_christ
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my personality
2. my wrists
3. i guess my eyes are ok
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my legs
2. my nose
3. my freckles
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Scottish
2. Irish
3. Swedish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. burnt bacon
2. telemarketers
3. running out of cigarettes
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. MUSIC
2. underwear
3. chapstick
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. PJ pants
2. glasses
3. tank top
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. 311
2. Elton John
3. Coldplay
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (at the moment)
1. "Us" - Regina Spektor
2. "Stormblast" - Dimmu Borgir
3. "My Lovely" - Eisley
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Sex
2. Happiness
3. Love/Trust - either/or
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I'm a hitman.
2. I need to get laid.
3. I hate Sean's girlfriend.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Personality
2. Hair
3. A great smile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. drinking
2. smoking
3. singing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Hang out with my brother/friends.
2. Move out of South Carolina.
3. Have sex...
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Singer/songwriter
2. Lottery winner
3. Actress
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Paris
2. New York
3. Any beach that actually has waves - and not 40 year old men boogie boarding... :'(
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Tyler
2. Juliette
3. Merton
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Move
2. Become a professional singer
3. Have a family
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I think about sex on a regular basis.
2. I hate shopping.
3. I play video games, all the damn time.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I wear dresses on occasion.
2. I have a vagina.
3. I get hurt easily.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Ewan McGreggor
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Zach Braff
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Anyone that wants to,
2. but I don't think that anyone will.
3. Your mom.
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Dixie Chicks
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Vodka
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Star Wars Episode III
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
I don't think I would. Much as I hate my apperance, I've grown accustom to being average.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Heights
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I bite my nails.
7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
Top - I have control issues. Bottom is cool sometimes though...
8. Do you have too many love interests?
Yeah
9. Do you know anyone famous?
He's kind of underground famous, but yeah.
10. Describe your bed:
GAY
11. Spit, swallow or gargle?
umm...
12. Who would play you in a movie?
I don't think there's an actress average looking enough to portray me...
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
Condoms
15. When did you lose your virginity and did you regret it?
At 16, I think. And if I lost it to the guy I think I lost it to, yeah.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
It's average... like me.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
A lot.
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
Have sex with Billy Howerdel.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
"No One Else" - Weezer
20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
We didn't actually have sex because we didn't have a condom - and I'm smart - but we were naked, and it was in the back of a van that had people in it, with some random 30 year old walking around outside.
21. Have you ever been in love?
I thought so, but I'm starting to doubt it.
22. Do you talk a lot?
Sometimes
23. What is you favorite sexual position?
The "Love Hug"
24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Occasionally
25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Friends
26. What is your ideal marriage location?
On a beach
27. How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite?
I neither have nor need any.
28. Favorite fabric?
Cotton
29. Something you love and hate?
Something I love? Kissing
Something I hate? Dogs
30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
I do the tying...
31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
If they ask.
32. What's the one language you want to learn?
French
33. How do you eat an apple?
Plain
34. What do you order at a bar?
I'm not 21 yet, but if I was I would get liquid cocaine.
35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Yeah
36. Do you have tattoos?
No, but soon. Once I figure out what I want.
37. What is your drug of choice?
I really don't care... I'll try anything once. Except crack, but that's just a really skanky drug.
38. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Ignorance.
39. Ever had same-sex sex?
Nope
40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
Mini Fridge
41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Slightly, but not too bad.
42. What do you cook the best?
Jambalaya
43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Stand out, but in an understated way.
44. What kind of books do you like to read?
Anything
45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Move
46. Burial or cremation?
I really don't care, I'll be dead anyway.
47. Do you have a fetish?
Biting, scratching, hair pulling... for some reason I really like pain.
48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
Playing Halo against my brother.
49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
Depends on the drink. It takes awhile with beer, but with liquor not too long. The secret is to not talk and keep drinking, that way no one knows you're drunk... and it's a lot more fun that way.
50. Do you think you're cute?
Sometimes.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. heffer
2. runt
3. cock tease - i'm proud of that one... hahahahahaha
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. xj3suscaviezelx
2. j3bus_crust
3. jay_christ
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my personality
2. my wrists
3. i guess my eyes are ok
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my legs
2. my nose
3. my freckles
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Scottish
2. Irish
3. Swedish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. burnt bacon
2. telemarketers
3. running out of cigarettes
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. MUSIC
2. underwear
3. chapstick
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. PJ pants
2. glasses
3. tank top
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. 311
2. Elton John
3. Coldplay
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (at the moment)
1. "Us" - Regina Spektor
2. "Stormblast" - Dimmu Borgir
3. "My Lovely" - Eisley
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Sex
2. Happiness
3. Love/Trust - either/or
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I'm a hitman.
2. I need to get laid.
3. I hate Sean's girlfriend.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Personality
2. Hair
3. A great smile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. drinking
2. smoking
3. singing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Hang out with my brother/friends.
2. Move out of South Carolina.
3. Have sex...
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Singer/songwriter
2. Lottery winner
3. Actress
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Paris
2. New York
3. Any beach that actually has waves - and not 40 year old men boogie boarding... :'(
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Tyler
2. Juliette
3. Merton
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Move
2. Become a professional singer
3. Have a family
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I think about sex on a regular basis.
2. I hate shopping.
3. I play video games, all the damn time.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I wear dresses on occasion.
2. I have a vagina.
3. I get hurt easily.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Ewan McGreggor
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Zach Braff
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Anyone that wants to,
2. but I don't think that anyone will.
3. Your mom.
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Dixie Chicks
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Vodka
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Star Wars Episode III
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
I don't think I would. Much as I hate my apperance, I've grown accustom to being average.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Heights
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I bite my nails.
7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
Top - I have control issues. Bottom is cool sometimes though...
8. Do you have too many love interests?
Yeah
9. Do you know anyone famous?
He's kind of underground famous, but yeah.
10. Describe your bed:
GAY
11. Spit, swallow or gargle?
umm...
12. Who would play you in a movie?
I don't think there's an actress average looking enough to portray me...
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
Condoms
15. When did you lose your virginity and did you regret it?
At 16, I think. And if I lost it to the guy I think I lost it to, yeah.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
It's average... like me.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
A lot.
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
Have sex with Billy Howerdel.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
"No One Else" - Weezer
20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
We didn't actually have sex because we didn't have a condom - and I'm smart - but we were naked, and it was in the back of a van that had people in it, with some random 30 year old walking around outside.
21. Have you ever been in love?
I thought so, but I'm starting to doubt it.
22. Do you talk a lot?
Sometimes
23. What is you favorite sexual position?
The "Love Hug"
24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Occasionally
25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Friends
26. What is your ideal marriage location?
On a beach
27. How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite?
I neither have nor need any.
28. Favorite fabric?
Cotton
29. Something you love and hate?
Something I love? Kissing
Something I hate? Dogs
30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
I do the tying...
31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
If they ask.
32. What's the one language you want to learn?
French
33. How do you eat an apple?
Plain
34. What do you order at a bar?
I'm not 21 yet, but if I was I would get liquid cocaine.
35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Yeah
36. Do you have tattoos?
No, but soon. Once I figure out what I want.
37. What is your drug of choice?
I really don't care... I'll try anything once. Except crack, but that's just a really skanky drug.
38. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Ignorance.
39. Ever had same-sex sex?
Nope
40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
Mini Fridge
41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Slightly, but not too bad.
42. What do you cook the best?
Jambalaya
43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Stand out, but in an understated way.
44. What kind of books do you like to read?
Anything
45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Move
46. Burial or cremation?
I really don't care, I'll be dead anyway.
47. Do you have a fetish?
Biting, scratching, hair pulling... for some reason I really like pain.
48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
Playing Halo against my brother.
49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
Depends on the drink. It takes awhile with beer, but with liquor not too long. The secret is to not talk and keep drinking, that way no one knows you're drunk... and it's a lot more fun that way.
50. Do you think you're cute?
Sometimes.