fuck bats

[xjephx]

..i have this thing called a bat rocket..i shoot it at them..and it really annoys them..then i just wait there..and the fly at me..but i avoid them..i have this cool hip move..im really good at eluding them..then i hit them with a broom

Comments

[corpsehider]

yeah you totally fucked that bat right up.
did you punch it in the FACE???
FUCK BATS.
the way they fly around your house and make your cat go nuts...fuck them....fuck bats.
THE END.
P.S. stop wearing my jacket....get a picture of cort wearing my jacket neked..DO IT...i will bring you coffee.
THE END.
xoxo.

[xjephx]

im trying..

[k1mba]

So it's true? there really was a Bat? I thought you guys were just kidding! I have to say that i am very dissapointed in you two...*shakes head* I can't believe I wasn't woken up for this.

[xjephx]

i wasnt going to wake you..you looked like a little princess waiting for her knight in shinning armor..and it clearly wasnt me!