Not pregnant.

In fact, Martha is very pregnant and I'm happy I'm not.

I stepped on the test for lying to me though.

Actually, I'm dating a girl.

Life isn't very exciting. Sorry to disappoint even though most people deleted me from their lists because I never update.

Bedtime.

I'm pregnant.

I'm giving everything to feel this miserable, because if I remember correctly, this is what it feels like to be in love.

*sigh*

Wonderful, I tell you. I feel wonderful.

L3wZ3r: :-P>:o:-(you poop your pants:-(>:o:-P ( Read more... )

SO, okay. Stephen called me this morning, and obviously had no recollection of the phone call last night ( Read more... )

Okay, so like I said in the last entry I made, I hadn't talked to Stephen (the guy I've been "seeing") in like 6 days. I was on the phone tonight and he beeped in. Here's how the conversation went ( Read more... )

I can never seem to update with anything that is really important. I do have a lot going on right now, but when I go to write about it I always draw a blank ( Read more... )

Oh man, dear packet of Chewy Sprees-red, yellow, orange, purple and green, please marry me.

Because...I love you dearly.

Eric Draven1055: ANAL ( Read more... )

Um..
I need some Q-tips.

Do you guys think it would be okay to mix two tanning lotions? Because I really want to use both of them tomorrow.

And..I like getting mail.
So if anyone wants to mail me something, tell me and I'll give you my address!