I ate a whole pack of crackers today.
Holy crap.
But that's all I ate.

Man these carbs are gonna kill.

This is what my contacts list in my cell and my relationship/comment to them:

-<3Tyler<3 (an old, sometimes rekindled flame ( Read more... )

mer1nda: you know how she had the 2 babies when you were here?
xXjeSSlykeWHoaXx: yeah
mer1nda: they got her pregnant
xXjeSSlykeWHoaXx: OMG OH WOW EWWWW
xXjeSSlykeWHoaXx: so kentucky ISN'T the only state that has imbreds!
mer1nda: fish dont know the difference lol
xXjeSSlykeWHoaXx: oh but we do
xXjeSSlykeWHoaXx: BAD FISH
xXjeSSlykeWHoaXx: BAD FISH!

My birthday is February 17th.

I want cards and presents from everyone.

:D :D :D

What is with you girls ordering vibrators off of the internet ( Read more... )

Awww, wow. Chuck is cute.

I think I have a crush.

Woooowwwww I'm sleepy.
Haircut/color and shopping today.
Nipples pierced tomorrow.
Then to UK campus for RUSH parties.
This is going to be an interesting weekend.

AngelNBlack3: well i jsu want the old jess back that was so super caring and was always there for me, tyler straight fucked that all up, u've neevr been the same since ur deal wit him

Wow. THat's a real eye opener, eh? I am seriously, subconsciously killing off all of my friendships.

Jesus, Jess. GET YOUR HEAD ON STRAIGHT!!!!!!!

HAKUNA MATATA ( Read more... )

Okay friends, I'm tired of you guys dying.
Please stop.
I cannot handle a third in one week.

I miss you Lil OB.
Rest in peace.