i'd totally wear a button that said that, though... because i am. seriously.

[xjimmywack7x]

There was a commercial on for Lover's Lane... what the fuck is a "Romance Specialist"? Is that anything like a Sandwich Artist? Honestly, how fucking inept to you have to be to not point frustrated couples in the right direction when you're working in a store full of lingire and sex toys

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[watch4whales]

Go in and tell them you want to take a vibrator for a test drive and ask what they use at home.

[tominosity]

you should be a comedian.