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and now, "creepy moments at the whole foods deli counter!"
Me: Hey, how're you doing today sir?
Dude: Hey, not bad. I'll take a pound of tabouli.
Me: Pound of tabouli? No problem.
Nick walks around to other side of counter to grab tabouli.
Dude: i like it wet.
Me: A-buh? Excuse me?
Dude: i like it wet.
Me: ..the tabouli?
Dude: Yeah!
Me: OH THE TABOULI. Okay.
You like it wet, huh buddy? Sounds like a ( Read more... ) -
a bitter like you have never tasted.
You know, for a while, I thought that the government was getting ready for the upcoming war / apocalypse by telling everyone that styrofoam and those packets of silica gel you find in new coats and stuff were highly toxic and could give you cancer, but then surprising us with, "HEY, those things are really super-delicious and highly nutritious, and ( Read more... ) -
a recent entry nick wrote not about god? what?
If there's one thing that bothers me about modern punk / emo / et cetera bands (yes, et cetera is a genre. no, not really, it's just fun to type with one hand.), it's the overuse of the screamer. Actually, this isn't even really a modern thing, as there's always been bands who've used screaming as a crutch for a poor vocalist. Before though, these ( Read more... ) -
pardon the tangent
Reading up on different religions and religious figures, I think I've almost narrowed down what my problem is with conventional religion ( Read more... ) -
most people probably believe in god because it's convenient to always have someone to blame.
Your car always pulls up to the road in just enough time to see that if you would've made it there three seconds sooner you could've turned, but now you're stuck waiting for a huge line of traffic that just got a green light further up the road ( Read more... ) -
you think god gets penis envy?
Say your car's about to be reposessed by the bank because you're so behind on your payments. Shitty day, right? Right. But here's a fun thing to think about to lift your spirits ( Read more... ) -
i know thriller and action are two different things, but neither of them involve gardening!
You know, if I may say so, if I'm within my rights as a consumer, I'd like to give some unwarrented advice to Hollywood.
Basically, if you're marketing a big budget thriller with A-list celebrities, there's only a few worse titles you could pick other than The Constant Gardener, and I'm pretty sure that 80% of those titles still have the word " ( Read more... ) -
i think i'm allowed one survey a year.
We just got a violin in the mail, and this is what I'm doing instead of learning how to play it.
( boredom leads me to these things )
