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>1. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
>2. You think crosswalks are for babies
>3. Khaki's are something you start the car with
>4. You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or
they're from out of town (and probably lost)
>5. You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds
>6. If you hear someone say "pahk the cah in hahvad yahd" one more time
you're going to slap them upside the head.
>7. Anything west of Worcester is "the middle of nowhere"
>8. You are amazed when traveling out of town that people who work at McDonald's speak English.
>9. You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching
the car in front of you.
>10. You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.....
>11. and that a red light means 2 more can.
>12. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
>13. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as the "T", and only the "T"
>14. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa.
>15. There are 6 Dunkin Donuts within 20 minutes of your house.
>16. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
>17. When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino", you know what they're talking about (and believe in it too)
>18. You think of Rhode Island as the "deep south"
>19. You think the Yankee's suck.
>20. You believe using a turn signal "gives away your plan to the enemy"
>21. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 names
>22. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green.
>23. You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green.
>24. All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experiences.
>25. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.
>26. 6 inches of snow is considered a "dusting"
>27. 3 days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave" and 63 degree weather is "wicked warm".
>28. $15 to park is a bargain
>29. Through high school you had seen many fist fights between guys------but more between GIRLS!!
>30. You know how to appropriately use the words wicked fu*#in' pissa in every possible combination.
>2. You think crosswalks are for babies
>3. Khaki's are something you start the car with
>4. You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or
they're from out of town (and probably lost)
>5. You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds
>6. If you hear someone say "pahk the cah in hahvad yahd" one more time
you're going to slap them upside the head.
>7. Anything west of Worcester is "the middle of nowhere"
>8. You are amazed when traveling out of town that people who work at McDonald's speak English.
>9. You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching
the car in front of you.
>10. You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.....
>11. and that a red light means 2 more can.
>12. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
>13. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as the "T", and only the "T"
>14. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa.
>15. There are 6 Dunkin Donuts within 20 minutes of your house.
>16. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
>17. When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino", you know what they're talking about (and believe in it too)
>18. You think of Rhode Island as the "deep south"
>19. You think the Yankee's suck.
>20. You believe using a turn signal "gives away your plan to the enemy"
>21. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 names
>22. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green.
>23. You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green.
>24. All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experiences.
>25. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.
>26. 6 inches of snow is considered a "dusting"
>27. 3 days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave" and 63 degree weather is "wicked warm".
>28. $15 to park is a bargain
>29. Through high school you had seen many fist fights between guys------but more between GIRLS!!
>30. You know how to appropriately use the words wicked fu*#in' pissa in every possible combination.