"Get down on all fours, open your back door
Don't it feel so goood with a lady and a duuude
Boy get in the center, she'll take off your sweatah
I'll take down your panties, dress you all in leathah!
I had a fantasy since I was nine
'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine
Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick
Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick!
I'm such a slut I've tried everything
I've choked down six dicks while eatin' Burger King
That ain't shit compared to what I've done
Once jacked off in a hot dog bun
So I got a idea, little boys listen here
Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla
We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon
It's your ass that we'll be munchin'
Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst
Damn my dick is about to burst
Boy I know that your homework is due
But me and Chunx hella wanna screw!!
Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream
It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!"
- "Double Decker Supreme"
Yes. This is for real - Gravy Train!!! is an actual band. I can't stop laughing; "Double Decker Supreme" and "You Made Me Gay" are my favorites. And I'd like to argue that Gravy Train!!!! is more of an experience than it is music.