PREPARE FOR A LONG ENTRY.
so today was pretty eventful i suppose.
i got this note, and it read:
Dear Kelsey,
will you be my girlfriend? From Jeremy.
My answer, without hesitation or second thought was ABSOLUTELY NOT. okay first of all, instead of handing the note to me, he THREW IT AT ME and then ran out of the classroom. not to mention, he has asked out a couple of my friends already and well, he's not THE LEAST BIT attractive, or funny, or nice. he's well lets put it this way; NO THANK YOU. ew, gag me please. i would not touch that with a 20 foot pole. he continued to follow me around the rest of the day, in fact he chased me up the stairs.
cheer practice didn't go so smoothly. well lets just say SOMEONE on the squad, gets very large frontal wedgies, a.k.a CAMEL TOES. it is plainly disgusting. so megan brittany and i have quite a time laughing at it. but the same someone yelled at us for "making fun of people behind their backs when they aren't even around" when actually SHE WAS AROUND. and we weren't making fun, we were HAVING FUN. thank you.
i later attended the talent show with MUH HOME DAWGS. that was pure entertainment, let me tell you about it. well, it consisted of:
Some dancing- not so bad
[although i must say, the two white girls who had absolutely NO coordination or NO rhythm did a quite unique hip hop dance to "one two step" i could only stop myself from laughing for so long, and yes i can laugh because ive been dancing all my life thank you. P.S. WEAR A BRA WHEN YOU DANCE LITTLE GIRLS, yuck.]
Some Singing- Frankie can belt it out. Both of the Ravens were good. i'd prefer to listen to the 8th grader though. but some people, well they just shouldn't sing EVER. not in the shower not when you're by yourself and ESPECIALLY not in front of people. advice: get a new hobby, yours isn't working too well for you.
Some Instrument playing- good
Some Skits- funny, most were lame.
BUT I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.
THERE WAS A KARATE GIRL- it was the pure highlight of 2005 so far. she had some SWEET NUN CHUCK SKILLS. okay so i lied. she was horrible she was whacking the nun chucks against her vaginal area, and doing some hop kick things. i really don't understand how she's talented. i didn't see one ounce of it.
THE TALENT SHOW WASN'T LONG THANK GOD. IT LACKED ONE IMPORTANT THING: TALENT.
GOODNIGHT