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[xkandypornx]

My life is boring and full of repetition lately

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[werthless5]

Just tell them you have a big sexy man in Phoenix (me). Add in that he's a buff studmuffin that can bend steel bars. And he has memorized the karma sutra. Don't forget to mention that he's a poet and and he turned down an offer from Princeton because he wanted to join the Marines.

Haha, I like how none of it's true. Well, except for you owning me *wink*

[xkandypornx]

this is all so true
im definetly making you my boyfriend
and your my tutor...
teach me more french

[werthless5]

Why the fuck don't you live in PHOENIX

[everythingyou]

OR

you could tell them you have a bombshell girlfriend.
[i.e. me]

that would drive them away faster i think.

[werthless5]

I like your idea better

[xkandypornx]

Tu veux dormir avec moi

[werthless5]

Oui, je fais

Yes, I do