okay so i had this awful day today and then i bought 270 dollars worth of purses for ...... SIXTY BUCKS ( Read more... )

why do i insist on crying about everything...

im gonna go read some mitch hedberg to feel better

dangggggggggg it mitch hedburg and his stupid small heart

okay so heres the thing you know this whole trend with the no bra thing? with the tank tops? yeah you know? BIG BOOBS DONT WORK WITH THAT ( Read more... )

dear livejournal,

you sure do bring out the whining in me to the fullest extent possible. please, stop. i cant take it anymore!

on the other hand i most definitely must tell you all never get your hair cut at trade secret... their spinning chairs have hair growing out of them!

so if you are genuinly interested in being my friend please let me know because this hey lets hang out crap is ridiculous when it never happens

whine gripe moan

ive developed quite possibly the best talent ever

being drunk without alcohol... i seriously think nobody beleived i wasnt drunk

i found a bar of soap in the dryer

yeah i dont know either

yeah thats right, i changed into my bathing suit in the car... at least i wasnt driving like mallory was