Signs of an Incurable Arashi Obsession
I'm meant to be doing my English!
You were baited by Jun-kun.
Aiyooo, yes. I wanted to marry him. Not that I don’t anymore…
Anything over 49kg is ‘fat’.
What, NO. This just makes me feel depressed.
The best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
Who says he isn’t? *glare*
You’re forever daydreaming and imagining… about Arashi and you.
Damn it.
You save for NatsuCon the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
Isn’t that in like, America? IDK.
Only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
Ehehehe, yes.
You’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
What did they do in their past lifetimes to deserve this?!
You’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan.
Yes. How pathetic. But I’ll live in Japan in the future. I WILL, YOU JUST WATCH.
Every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV 19,074,546 times.
*bows head in shame*
Despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
I don’t have a single one! *cries* But I think I’ll buy Troublemaker. The cover looks awesome.
The first kanji you memorized is 嵐.
I THINK it was.
And then the kanji of all the members’ names.
I will soon.
Eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
When it’s Arashi.
When someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
I think of Jun. (:
No matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! D’; Don’t even mention it!
You want a pet and his name is Momo.
Yes and I want him to have curly and wild hair.
You name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
My phone’s name is Keio. Because it’s red.
The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.
LOL, I haven’t played Sims for ages. But if I start playing it again, no doubt I’ll name it after Arashi.
The best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
PERIOD.
- One of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
If my computer breaks down, IDK what I will do. D;
No matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.
I need to buy that 1TB drive!
You’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
They’ll think I’m retarded. Not that they don’t already.
Your friends can put names to faces.
Cos they fangirl Arashi too?
When asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “Yes,” and pictured one of the members.
OMGOSH, how many times have I done this.
You’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
-ish? Like, whenever I hear of BoA, I think of Jun cos Jun listens to her music. But BoA isn’t Japanese. Oh well, same thing.
You wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive.
YES. There should be a petition for this.
Vowed not to spend money on Arashi.
I can’t, because I’m broke anyway.
There is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - in your car, pencil case, wallet, planner…
Arashi’s EVERYWHERE~
Your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
I change it all the time, though.
Your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
Yes! Them humming the Mario song!
Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
He’s a genius, this kid.
December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is ‘Aiba’s birthday’.
LOL, agreed. And January 27th is no longer my brother’s birthday, but ‘2 days ago, it was Sho’s birthday.’
When going to karaoke, you sing at least one Arashi song. AT LEAST.
Apparently there’s a karaoke in the city that has Arashi songs? I WANNA GO!
When singing in the car or anywhere, you must follow the hand motions during the chorus.
Especially when singing to ♪A.RA.SHI.
You’ve been jealous of animals.
I find this so pathetic but true.
You read ‘Asahi’ as ‘Arashi’.
MARY DID! What a fail. And she’s not even a fan.
The best actor in Japan is Nino, period.
I think it’s Jun and Nino, but whatever.
Short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
Yep. I’d marry Ohno and Nino any day. But I’m pretty sure they’re taller than me. LULZ.
Guys with bad skin is okay too.
It’s okay, Jun and Ohno. I still love yous.
Guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.
Pisses me off, but yeah, why not.
Arashi is the best group, ever.
It wasn’t an option to cross this out. It was a fact, you MUST cross this out.
When someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno.
YES. (:
Sometimes you hear ‘Nino’ instead of ‘Nemo’.
Didn’t Mary say she heard Nino instead of Nemo once? I swear to you, she’s deaf.
- You’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
More love than tolerate.
You’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
No, screw that, school will kill me if I pull them off. I’ll download it in the morning.
Sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
I don’t wonder anymore. They’re all three.
You study Japanese because of Arashi.
-ish?
You plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
Yep. It’s like, my ultimate long-term goal.
You start giggling to yourself after finding something Japanese.
AHAHAHAHA, I’m demented.
When you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask whether they know Arashi.
Yep. When my friend said they had a foreign exchange student from Japan, I was like, “TAKE ME TO HIM! He might be cute, and I wanna talk about Arashi!~”
Aiba is a prodigy.
I said this before, didn’t I?
Nino should be a professional song writer.
OH YES.
The only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
I die just thinking about it. Aiba’s the only one that can pull off an earring halfway up his ear too.
Neon-coloured suits are completely acceptable for any occasion.
If it’s Arashi I’m marrying, I’d marry in a neon-coloured dress. No problem.
When someone says ‘tension’ you think of Aiba.
Ehehehehehe. (:
Your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
They knows who Arashi is, but they don’t know any names or songs.
Gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
Stop bagging them, you douches. And they keep on asking, “Karen, don’t you ever listen to English songs anymore…?” I reply with, “Yes, Planetshakers. And Arashi has English in their songs. Yamapi and Jin’s quite good at English too!”
Have Arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
And I don’t wanna rip it out of my mag…
Like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
YEAH!
Fancams are heaven sent.
Ones that aren’t super shaky.
You wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
We’d be bestfriends. LOL.
You are envious of people like Inoue Mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
Envious to death.
You have gone down the list of ‘Requirements for Arashi’s girlfriends/wives’ and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
I’ve seen that list. I’m already their ideal girlfriend. LOL, JOKES. But no, I won’t change myself for that.
Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000x more clothes than you.
No worries!
Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
My parents think I’m crazy when I do this. They think I’m crazy fangirling JE, full stop.
You don’t listen to English songs anymore.
Planetshakers!
The songs you play over and over again in your phone are Arashi’s.
Not only Arashi, but yes, Arashi.
You watched Gokusen/Kimi Wa Petto/Bambino/Tokyo Tower/Hana Yori Dango 1 & 2 / etc. just for Matsujun.
His acting moves me, he’s such an awesome actor.
Rabu rabu rocks!
*nods*
Guys hugging each other/holding hands is no problem now.
After Arashi, I don’t mind it anymore. (: As long as they’re still straight! If Arashi turns gay for each other, I think I’ll go crazy.