I am offically no longer getting involved in peoples' relationship troubles. Never again will I be approached about "What did you say to my girlfriend? She broke up with me...please talk to me, listen to my side of it..blah blah whine whine" If you need help, go to a therapist ( Read more... )

My parents went to go get my sister. They should be here with her on Monday evening. I'm nervous. I have no idea what it's like to be a sister. How do you act? How much do you trust? What do you share? I mean, she's old enough to be a young mother to me, will she treat me as if I'm a child? And part of me wants to include her in everything, ( Read more... )

Make your own year in review. Go back and enter the first line of the first entry for each month of the last year...repost ( Read more... )

Music was so much better "back then ( Read more... )

There's nothing quite like waking up at 5 AM on the dot, realizing you have to puke, making it to the bathroom, but proceeding to projectilie vomit all over the bathroom, feeling much better, then realizing you have to clean all that up.

Yuck.

Seriously, I'm beginning to give up hope in humanity. I don't want any new friends and I'm perfectly happy with filtering out some of the old ones. I am tired of being embarrassed by those I choose to associate with. How dare you ask someone who's obviously an adult how old they are and then proceed to make fun of his lack of height?!?!? How ( Read more... )

Furthermore, I am tired of lowering my standards only to be rejected in the end there too. I leave the door fucking wide open... and then I get a cold-ass water balloon thrown right in my face.

I give up.

Really.

Remind me to NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER talk fucking politics with fucking anyone ever fucking again.

I fucking give up. Seriously. Everyone's a goddamned moron.

Apparently Eminem has no life and can only rap about his daughter now. Hmm.. I wonder if this means that people will stop liking him and I won't have to hear him anymore.. I hope so.

Garrett Nelson Whitcomb is now officially the lamest person I have ever known.