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I know its lame-o to post extensive aim conversations on your journal... but this is kind of for jen, because she keeps me up to date of her friends and such...so jen, take a gander at the idiocy i deal with on a daily basis.
So here is where me and patrick make fun of everything in the world, especially paul, through wit, sarcasm, idiocy, and self deprecation
Patrick on on my lifestyle:
xxDrink to Honor: patrick?
FrankTheBunny55: yesss
xxDrink to Honor: is it really? or is it texas
FrankTheBunny55: no
FrankTheBunny55: its pat
FrankTheBunny55: cross my heart
xxDrink to Honor: tell me something only pat would know
FrankTheBunny55: fatty isnt even here
FrankTheBunny55: ur a slut
FrankTheBunny55: and u want cock
FrankTheBunny55: and ur just using paul
FrankTheBunny55: to get to me
xxDrink to Honor: something ONLY PAT WOULD KNOW
Patrick on why paul gets girls:
FrankTheBunny55: ive just never reallly understood what is attractive about him
FrankTheBunny55: i mean aside from physically
xxDrink to Honor: he's just very good looking
xxDrink to Honor: and then he comes off as a very nice, sensitive, genuine guy
xxDrink to Honor: which gets obliterated after 2 weeks with him
xxDrink to Honor: but by then he's charming
FrankTheBunny55: hahah
xxDrink to Honor: and you're wrapped in
FrankTheBunny55: very well put
xxDrink to Honor: thanks
FrankTheBunny55: u summed it up better than anyone else has
FrankTheBunny55: believe it or not ive posed this question to people before
xxDrink to Honor: i bet
FrankTheBunny55: and usually all i get is shrugged shoulders
xxDrink to Honor: and no one answered quite as eloquently as i
FrankTheBunny55: yes
FrankTheBunny55: succinctly put
Patrick on me being a slut (again):
xxDrink to Honor: and his face got all sad and he was like, but then you'd NEVER get laid
FrankTheBunny55: and u were like yes thats why im with u
FrankTheBunny55: now off with the pants
Patrick on the topic of Paul's ex girlfriend:
FrankTheBunny55: i think shes kinda like golum
xxDrink to Honor: hahaha
FrankTheBunny55: at first just one of the hobbits
FrankTheBunny55: then she got the ring
FrankTheBunny55: (paul)
FrankTheBunny55: and got twisted and evil
FrankTheBunny55: and now
FrankTheBunny55: u have to destroy the ring...
FrankTheBunny55: castrating paul
FrankTheBunny55: is the only option
Patrick on the topic of being impressed (this actually followed a great philosophical conversation)
FrankTheBunny55: impressive
FrankTheBunny55: theres nothing better than impressing yourself
xxDrink to Honor: lol
xxDrink to Honor: true
FrankTheBunny55: cuz theres no one around to dispute
xxDrink to Honor: well, no, its even better when someone who is NEVER impressive impresses you
xxDrink to Honor: then its impressive, cathartic, and ironic simultaneously
xxDrink to Honor: like texas
xxDrink to Honor: lol, jk
xxDrink to Honor: or paul in bed
xxDrink to Honor: LOL
xxDrink to Honor: that was mean
FrankTheBunny55: hahahahh
FrankTheBunny55: but true
Patrick on being challenged:
FrankTheBunny55: but i dont back down
FrankTheBunny55: from a challenge
xxDrink to Honor: ive gathered that
FrankTheBunny55: there ya go
FrankTheBunny55: if u ever really need to get laid
FrankTheBunny55: just be like
FrankTheBunny55: pat
FrankTheBunny55: u couldnt have sex with me
FrankTheBunny55: ur dick wouldnt work
FrankTheBunny55: and id be like
FrankTheBunny55: woman
FrankTheBunny55: im gonna put a hurtin on u
Patrick on affairs:
FrankTheBunny55: although u might not have the title
FrankTheBunny55: what u have is more or less the same as if he called u his gf
xxDrink to Honor: this i know
FrankTheBunny55: except that we can carry on our secret affair without breaking the rules
xxDrink to Honor: ??
xxDrink to Honor: you and him
xxDrink to Honor: ?
xxDrink to Honor: lol
FrankTheBunny55: yes...
FrankTheBunny55: me and him
FrankTheBunny55: i was implying u and i
FrankTheBunny55: but
FrankTheBunny55: u
FrankTheBunny55: fucked it up
Patrick on losers and mentally ill kids:
FrankTheBunny55: well at least u werent the kids that played magic cards
xxDrink to Honor: haha
xxDrink to Honor: true
FrankTheBunny55: those kids fuckin SUCK
FrankTheBunny55: i wanna like
FrankTheBunny55: make them fight the retarded kids
FrankTheBunny55: and see who would win
xxDrink to Honor: LOL
FrankTheBunny55: someone said the retards
FrankTheBunny55: but i say the magic carders would
FrankTheBunny55: like
FrankTheBunny55: distract them or something
xxDrink to Honor: i dunno, those retards can BITE
FrankTheBunny55: yah
FrankTheBunny55: but the can also be scared
FrankTheBunny55: like
xxDrink to Honor: but then they FREAK
xxDrink to Honor: and then they have the element of surprise
FrankTheBunny55: star wars style
FrankTheBunny55: when obi wan came running in and scared away the sand people
xxDrink to Honor: oh
xxDrink to Honor: good call