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[xkira_mikami]

I look forward to seeing you all in jail. It appears there is finally a rational person in this town. Undoubtably this upcoming 'tournament' was constructed to give violent individuals a 'legal' outlit for their aggression. No matter how legal or sanctioned the tournament is, it is not only an uncivilized contest but should be considered illegal in

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[9mm_junkie]

Shut... the fuck up... you cuntbag.

[xkira_mikami]

Swearing at me and using colorful vocabulary does not strengthen your argument, whatever it is.

[9mm_junkie]

Using posh vocabulary and lookin' like you got a stick up your ass doesn't make you less of a dumbass, either.

[xkira_mikami]

Actually it does.

[sexy_swordsman]

Hm...you're cute...but you're not very nice D=

[xkira_mikami]

........
I'm a lawyer.

[sexy_swordsman]

...what does that have to do with anything?

[private]
Hm...mean, but sexy...I think I'll pay more attention to the sexy.
[/private]

So, what's your name and how long have you been here? *bats eyelashes*

[xkira_mikami]

Mikami Teru. And if you don't stop I'll see to it you get put on charges of harassment.

[stripedsmoke]

The hell are you talking about?

[xkira_mikami]

I thought it was obvious.

[stripedsmoke]

The tournament part is. I was wondering who this 'rational person' was.

[xkira_mikami]

That would be the other prosecutor, Godot.

[no_good_tsuna]

J-jail? What did we do? I didn't mean to do anything wrong!! I-I'm sorry?! If someone tells me what I did I won't do it again! I swear!!

[xkira_mikami]

*pauses and looks back over entries. Everyone did something.* Attempted bribery, inability to preform your job.

[no_good_tsuna]

Bribery? It was a cat!!! B-but I can stop that! And I was trying to do my job!!!!! You think I want to be incompetent!!!!!!!? EEEE!!! I will never get out of jail if being clumsy is a crime!!

[xkira_mikami]

Incompetence, laziness. It is not a matter of wanting to be incompetant. You are. And for that matter, even wishing for it should be a crime.

[son_of_sigurd]

An event such as this tournament can be beneficial, though. It gives the people upholding the law a chance to stay in practice or get stronger. For example, I am a king, so I need to be strong in order to protect my kingdom from bandits in peacetime and from military invasion during times of war.

[xkira_mikami]

And I suppose your military doesn't practice or train? Tournaments such as these are unnecessary.

[son_of_sigurd]

Of course they do. *completely guessing, because he doesn't remember that yet* However, as ruler, I am also head of the military, and therefore I must be in shape as well. And since I am trapped here indefinitely, I need some way to get stronger.

[xkira_mikami]

.....And you are incapable of practicing with your military? Or finding a suitable sparring partners here?