..+.gasp.+..
Guess what guess what guess what?! A policeman was just at my door! I went and answered it cuz my parents were at work and...
Policeman: Hi there *flashes badge*
Me: Uh... hey.
Policeman: Don't worry, you're not in trouble *chuckle*
Me: =o_o=
Policeman: Anyway, I was wondering if you could help me. You see, we've just caught a burglar and jailed him for six years. He has decided to confess all 121 of his crimes and your address is down on the list as one of his burglary attempts *shows*
Me: *looks, gasps*
Policeman: However, this was back in 2002. He said that he tried to break in through the rear kitchen window, but only managed to cut away the beaming. Are you aware of this incident?
Me: Um... no. Want me to look?
Policeman: Oh no, it's alright. He was also a heroin addict, so his memory's a bit... *makes random cuckoo noise*
Me: Erm... =o_o=
Policeman: *laughing* Oh well, thanks for your time!
Me: Thanks... I mean, you're welcome.
Policeman: Bye now.
Me: Bye *shuts door hastily*
And then I told Sally what happened and she was like O_O Then she gasped and rushed over to the back door in the kitchen (which has a glass pane on it) and showed me where the beaming looked really jagged and crap. "I thought that looked suspicious before" she said, "But I didn't say anything." So I gave false information to the policeman, but then again he told me it was the kitchen window, not the door, so blah =>.<=
Policeman: Hi there *flashes badge*
Me: Uh... hey.
Policeman: Don't worry, you're not in trouble *chuckle*
Me: =o_o=
Policeman: Anyway, I was wondering if you could help me. You see, we've just caught a burglar and jailed him for six years. He has decided to confess all 121 of his crimes and your address is down on the list as one of his burglary attempts *shows*
Me: *looks, gasps*
Policeman: However, this was back in 2002. He said that he tried to break in through the rear kitchen window, but only managed to cut away the beaming. Are you aware of this incident?
Me: Um... no. Want me to look?
Policeman: Oh no, it's alright. He was also a heroin addict, so his memory's a bit... *makes random cuckoo noise*
Me: Erm... =o_o=
Policeman: *laughing* Oh well, thanks for your time!
Me: Thanks... I mean, you're welcome.
Policeman: Bye now.
Me: Bye *shuts door hastily*
And then I told Sally what happened and she was like O_O Then she gasped and rushed over to the back door in the kitchen (which has a glass pane on it) and showed me where the beaming looked really jagged and crap. "I thought that looked suspicious before" she said, "But I didn't say anything." So I gave false information to the policeman, but then again he told me it was the kitchen window, not the door, so blah =>.<=