Top Ten Things to Be Buried In

1. A suitcase
2. Multiple suitcases
3. The body of a slightly larger, equally dead man
4. Bacon
5. Plaid
6. Styyyyle
7. Spite of your dying wishes.
8. Woolly mammoth’s belly
9. Cognito
10. Na Gadda Da Vida

Woo doggy. What an eventful day. I went to Steve's and then to the mall. Saw Matt, Richelle, some other people, blah blah blah who cares ( Read more... )

Man oh man. What an awesome day. I went to Tiffany's for some Independence Day shindig. There was Jessie, Jimmy, Andrew, Steve, Franny, and some people I don't know. We all hung out and swam and stuff. Then I headed over to Matt's and watched them shoot off fireworks. Then I watched more fireworks. Awesome.

Drinking is stupid. Don't drink, you

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Thank you
Rachel
Kate
Richelle
Windy
Erica
Matt
Laura
Dana
Allison
Annelise
Melissa
Derek
For a beautiful night. :)

FIREWORKS.
MT CLEMENS.
TOMORROW NIGHT.
WITH YOURS TRULY.
WHO'S UP FOR IT?

( When wiggers get on yahoo chat, we all win. )

What a shitty day. I got up early to mow the lawn and took my dog to the vet. Then I had to convince my mom to take me to Sylvia's. What a mistake that was. Fuck today, and fuck you.

So I was mowing the lawn and I finished up, so I went to go put the mower away. I opened up my garage door a crack and noticed the my dog was out in the backyard. Now keep in mind that this is an untrained puppy, and if he got out, who knows if we'd ever see him again. So the puppy sees me open the garage door and immediately starts running towards ( Read more... )

So after I got home last night, my nose bled. Then it bled again two hours ago. And then again 5 minutes ago. Pretty sweet if you ask me. I've gotten frequent nosebleeds ever since 4th grade when I fell on my face on the jungle gym and Gerald laughed it me while my face was covered in blood. I wish I was old enough back then to realize how sweet ( Read more... )