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xkuukakushibax

Lesson 1 Muggle Studies

Feb 23, 2007 15:00

Alright you lot! Time for your first Muggle Studies Lesson so listen up! Questions at the end of lecture. No interuptions or else.

*takes something out of her desk to show them*

This is an L115A1 Sniper Rifle used by the British Army. It shoots large caliber rounds, like of the 50 caliber kind. That means, my babies, it can blow a big hole in you ( Read more... )

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theladyintegra February 23 2007, 23:07:21 UTC

Interesting- though the probability of a muggle killing a wizard depends on the muggle's skill at handeling the weapon in the first place.

xkuukakushibax February 26 2007, 14:50:15 UTC

Very likely.. But there are some trained muggles that could do it. Just wanna give those brats something to think about...

onetruejustice February 24 2007, 02:41:29 UTC

Muggle firearms? This should prove to be interesting, Professor.

xkuukakushibax February 26 2007, 14:51:41 UTC

Well, I'm glad you approve. This is only the first lesson, it'll get more interesting the further we go..

twin_sands February 25 2007, 00:56:07 UTC

Is it even possible to shoot that thing properly?

xkuukakushibax February 26 2007, 14:52:46 UTC

Heh... You never seen a muggle gun shot? I'll have to set up demonstrations one class period if I can get ol'Dumbledore to okay it..

twin_sands February 26 2007, 16:26:15 UTC

Yes. Rather loud as I recall.

xkuukakushibax February 26 2007, 20:35:40 UTC

Pssh.. there are other muggle weapons louder.. Like the one that took off my arm..

This sniper rifle isn't near as loud as other kind of guns. I should have a demonstration and really bust some ears.. *cackles*

surface_drizzt February 25 2007, 03:36:02 UTC

guns are such a terrible invention...

xkuukakushibax February 26 2007, 14:53:59 UTC

Whether or not they are terrible is not my business, they are a fact of life and you need to be aware of 'em.

surface_drizzt February 26 2007, 17:33:01 UTC

You don’t care? Guns take all the discipline out of fighting. It takes years to master a sword or magic, but anyone can pick up a gun and start killing. That doesn’t matter to you?

xkuukakushibax February 26 2007, 20:38:01 UTC

*puffs on pipe* I didn't say I didn't care, I said it's not my business.

I'm not out to save the world, just educate you lot on some of the ways of muggles. This is a muggle weapon. One day it may be pointed at you. So, you need to be familiar with it. This is not an ethics class. *snorts*