my life just keeps getting weirder and weirder. i think it may have something to do with seeing that leprechaun yesterday.

my hair is getting greasy.

by the time of the faint it will be in perfect grease mode. i timed the washing good.
i rule.

this clock is from hell.

it beeps every hour on the hour.

now the batteries are starting to die, and it growls!

now thw batteries are dying and it SCREECHES!!!

STOP IT!!! go back to where you came from... you are scarying me... seriously, go away!! GO.

my days are numbered. demon clock ate me.

moral of the story: don't touch the demon clock.

ThePlaceInTheSun: now I will partake of hamburgers.
Xlaur rocks it: o god
Xlaur rocks it: rub them all over my body
ThePlaceInTheSun: te-hee
Xlaur rocks it: o god.
Xlaur rocks it: i am gonna cum!
Xlaur rocks it: HAMBURGER!SSW#@*#&~

can we sit here?-guys

yes-laur

FABULOUS!-guys

NO-- you're fabulous!-laur

No-- you are hunny!-guys

the people in asia, specifically china have used those face masks for yrs. for pollution purposes.. not SARS, you fucking american idiots.

god damn fucking lying shitty ass motherfucking news. and god damn aol conglomerate.

the public school system will fail you everytime ( Read more... )

omi gosh, did anyone watch springer today? HOT JAMEs FROM SYDNEY! he had a really cool rockabilly quif mullet... it looked HOT! unlike jays.

ok guys i hate being sick.

i hate school.

i hate 3 day old HARD pizza.

and i hate you.

xo

work is now mutiny.

my throat is bleeding, tea anyone?

if my fucking dog eats another one of my tampons i am gonna kill him!

i have now contracted leprosy, my ears are falling off.

my mom is the ice queen bitch from hell, but i am sure you already knew that.